Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Pretty Neat Little Tips

All these tips were received in an email & found on the Internet. Don’t blame me if they don’t work! heheh I’ve tried the ones with an asterisk (*) and added some notes in red.



Bed Sheets *
After drying your sheets, put both of the neatly folded sheets and one of the pillowcases in the other pillowcase. The next time you change sheets, you just take out the one pillowcase with the sheets and the other pillowcase inside. No need to look for matches. Works great!



Reheat Pizza *
Heat up leftover pizza in a non-stick skillet on top of the stove—set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy microwave pizza. Perfect pizza!



Easy Deviled Eggs *
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal the bag and mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients (my recipe: mayo, mustard, black pepper, dill weed, celery seeds, and a dash of cayenne pepper), reseal, keep mashing it up, mixing thoroughly. Cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze the mixture into the egg. Then simply throw bag away when done—easy clean up.



Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and take in fewer calories per serving.



Reheating Refrigerated Bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.
My trick is to put them in a zip lock bag, squeeze out the air and zip it closed. Nuke it just until the bag starts to inflate—perfectly steamed!



Newspaper Keeps Weeds Away
Start by putting in your plants. Work your normal nutrients into your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go, cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds WILL get through some gardening plastics. They will NOT get through wet newspapers.



Broken Glass
Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken pieces of glass—the fibers catch ones you can’t see!
My trick is to wrap masking or duct tape, sticky side up, around an old dry sponge and dab the floor to pick up any small pieces you might have missed.



No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.



Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn’t hurt the plant and the squirrels won’t come near it. To keep them from eating all of your bird seed, add red pepper flakes to the seed. The birds aren’t bothered by it, but the squirrels hate it!

Video: youtube.com/watch?v=vpEFQZHGR3g
Am I evil or does anyone else find this video funny?



Thank You Cards
When you throw a bridal/baby shower, buy a pack of Thank You cards for the guest of honor. During the party, pass out the envelopes and have everyone put their address on one. When the bride/new mother gets ready to write out the thank you notes, they’re all addressed!



Bike ID
If you purchase a new bike for your child, place his/her picture inside the handle bar before placing the grips on. If the bike is ever stolen and later recovered, you can remove the grip and there is your proof who actually owns the bike.



Splinters
Smart splinter remover. Just pour a drop of Elmer’s Glue over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.



Flexible Vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the ’fridge, add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum hose. It can be bent or flattened to get into those narrow openings.



Safeguarding Valuables
Take pictures of antiques, jewelry and other valuable items in your house. Burn them onto a CD and store in a safe spot (e.g. bank safe deposit box). If there’s a robbery or natural disaster, you will have a visual record for insurance purposes.



Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. The same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing pantyhose. Place the pin in seam of slacks and—voila!—static is gone.



Spilled Candle Wax *
Set iron to the lowest setting, place paper towel over wax, and iron the wax stain...it will absorb into the towel. Works like a charm!



I.C.E. *
In Case of Emergency. On your cell phone, add an entry with the name “ICE” and someone’s phone number for the paramedics or police to call in case you’re in an accident or other emergency. I have ICE on my cell phone.



Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don’t dry the cup. Next, add your ingredient (such as peanut butter) and watch how easily it comes right out.



Blood Stains on Clothes
Not to worry! Just pour a little hydrogen peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time!
I’ve heard this works on whites, not sure if it works on colors. I’ve also been told hospitals use this on bedding.



Foggy Windshield
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. When the windows fog up, rub with the eraser! It works better than a cloth!



Stop Itchy Mosquito Bites
To get rid of that pesky itch from mosquito bites, try applying a drop of ammonia on the area and you will experience instant relief.
My parents swear by it.



Storing Cords
Use an empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.



Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It’s a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It’s also a great way to use up the conditioner that you bought but didn’t like when you tried it in your hair.



Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass and pour in 1⁄2" of Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid—mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!



Unclog a Drain
Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of White Vinegar. Wait a few minutes, and then run the hot water.



Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it “home” & can’t digest it, so it kills them. It may take a week or so (especially if it rains) but it works. and you don’t have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!



Scratched CDs
Wipe a small amount of peanut butter onto the scratched CD. Wipe off with a coffee filter paper.



Sand Be Gone
Take baby powder to the beach. Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When you’re ready to leave the beach sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder. The sand will slide right off your skin.



Puffy Eyes
Apply Preparation H under your eyes.



Reopening Envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Voila! It unseals easily.



Glass Shower Doors
To clean the glass in your shower easily, apply lemon juice to the glass with a sponge. Then, take newspaper and wipe the lemon juice off the glass. It will be clean and sparkle with no scrubbing!



Kids’ Finger Paint
Kool Aid in plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it!

Laugh of the Day

Today’s laugh comes from my friend Brian:

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:



Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.

“Yes,” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the biker, “are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”

The old biker replies, “Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”


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Photo of the Day


Garden of the Gods, Colorado

Garden of the Gods is a public park located in Colorado Springs. It contains conglomerate sandstone hogback formations belonging geologically to the Fountain Formation, similar to the Red Rocks west of Denver. This hogback ridge begins in southern Wyoming and continues south along the “Front Range” of the eastern most part of the Colorado Rocky chain of mountains, concluding in southern Colorado/northern New Mexico. The name Colorado is said to come from the color of this sandstone. There are many fossils to be seen: marine forms, plant fossils, and some dinosaur fossils. The above photo is of “Balancing Rock.”

Read more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_the_Gods
More great photos: www.uwsp.edu/geo/projects/geoweb/participants/dutch/VTrips/GardenOfGods.HTM

Today's Words to Define

inculcate
infrastructure
interpolate
irony
jejune

inculcate: \ĭn-kŭl'kāt', ĭn'kŭl-\; teach and impress by frequent repetitions or admonitions; to teach (others) by frequent instruction or repetition; indoctrinate.
infrastructure: \ĭn'frə-strŭk'chər\; an underlying base or foundation especially for an organization or system; the basic facilities, services, and installations needed for the functioning of a community or society, such as transportation and communications systems, water and power lines, and public institutions including schools, post offices, and prisons.
interpolate: \ĭn-tûr'pə-lāt'\; to introduce (something additional or extraneous) between other things or parts; interject; interpose; intercalate; Mathematics: to insert, estimate, or find an intermediate term in (a sequence); to alter (a text) by the insertion of new matter, esp. deceptively or without authorization; to insert (new or spurious matter) in this manner.
irony: \ī'rə-nē, ī'ər-\; the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend; an expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning; a literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect; witty language used to convey insults or scorn; incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.
jejune: \jə-jōōn'\; not interesting; dull; lacking maturity; childish; lacking in nutrition; lacking knowledge or experience; uninformed.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Fascinating Stories: History of Halloween


Discover how trick or treat originated in ancient Ireland's harvest festivals, when food and sweets were offered to entice the dead to stay in the spirit world. See how Christianity tried to co-opt the celebration by turning it into All Saints Day, but how the underlying dark elements have survived, inspiring debate to the present day. From ghoulies and ghosties to the origins of the Jack-O-Lantern, THE HAUNTED HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN is a delicious journey into the enchanting past of the spookiest night of the year. [1997, Length: 45:17 (DVD released 2005)]

Watch video free online: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1077540724317334372
History Channel: www.history.com/minisites/halloween/
Buy this DVD from Amazon.com

Laugh of the Day

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

“Nurse,” he mumbles, from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?”

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir!”

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...

A r e   m y   t e s t   r e s u l t s   b a c k?”

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Photo of the Day



NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft flew by Jupiter in March on its way to a 2015 rendezvous with Pluto and snapped this spectacular photo on March 2, 2007.

You are looking at two of Jupiter’s moons, Io on the left, and Europa on the right.

Take a closer look at Io—that blue cone on top is an erupting volcano called Tvashtar and the plume extends nearly 200 miles. In fact, if you look really close, you can see two other smaller volcanoes erupting to the lower left of Tvashtar.

Io is the most volcanically active body in the entire solar system.

Read more: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/newhorizons/main/index.html

Today's Words to Define

hubris
hypotenuse
impeach
incognito
incontrovertible

hubris: \hyōō'brĭs\; overbearing pride or presumption; excessive pride or self-confidence; arrogance.
hypotenuse: \hī-pŏt'n-ōōs', -yōōs'\; the side of a right triangle opposite the right angle.
impeach: \ĭm-pēch'\; to make an accusation against; to charge (a public official) with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal; to challenge the validity of; try to discredit.
incognito: \ĭn'kŏg-nē'tō, ĭn-kŏg'nĭ-tō'\; one whose identity is disguised or concealed; the condition of having a disguised or concealed identity.
incontrovertible: \ĭn-kŏn'trə-vûr'tə-bəl, ĭn'kŏn-\; impossible to dispute; unquestionable; impossible to deny or disprove.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Fascinating Stories: Nikola Tesla


This fascinating short video gives us a glimpse of who Nikola Tesla was and shows us just a few of his vast inventions and patents of which there were close to 300 worldwide.

Some of Dr. Tesla’s inventions and developments include the ac motor, the bifilar coil, various devices that use rotating magnetic fields, the alternating current polyphase power distribution system, the fundamental devices of systems of wireless communication (legal priority for the invention of radio), radio frequency oscillators, devices for voltage magnification by standing waves, robotics, logic gates for secure radio frequency communications, devices for x-rays, apparatus for ozone generation, devices for ionized gases, devices for high field emission, devices for charged particle beams, methods for providing extremely low level of resistance to the passage of electrical current, means for increasing the intensity of electrical oscillations, voltage multiplication circuitry, devices for high voltage discharges, devices for lightning protection, the bladeless turbine, and VTOL aircraft. [Length: 14:16]

Watch video free online: video.google.com/videoplay?docid=448493458864593229
Nikola Tesla Museum: www.tesla-museum.org/
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla

Laugh of the Day


Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, “Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”

“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

The first old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.

“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

Here are a few quick tips.

  • Spell out numbers from one to nine and use numerals for all higher numbers. However, spell out a number at the beginning of a sentence.

  • Use commas with numbers in the thousands (e.g. 1,325).

  • Ages expressed as an adjective before a noun use hyphens (e.g. They have a 6-year-old daughter).

  • Capitalize the word “state” only in formal reference to the state as a legal institution (e.g. the State of Michigan; the state legislature; the State Assembly; We work for the state).

  • Use “backward,” not “backwards;” “toward,” not “towards;” “forward,” not “forwards.”
Here is one reference: www.pvamu.edu/files/institutional_relations_public_service/ProofreadingTipSheet.pdf

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Photo of the Day


Yuanyang II, Tsang Cheung-shing, Central Concourse of Hong Kong International Airport

The pottery, named Yuanyang II, is one of the collections of Hong Kong Museum of Art now displaying at the Central Concourse of Hong Kong International Airport (HKIA). It is produced by Tsang Cheung-shing, a ceramic art tutor and product designer.

Yuanyang II is modeled in a distinctive form with two figures indulged in kissing each other. Their heads support two elegant cups for drinking tea and coffee. The form and concept design fully complement the theme “Yuanyang” (a typical Hong Kong beverage of mixing tea and coffee), a symbol of marriage and love, with a touch of humour for artistic creation.

There are also other representative works by 18 noted Hong Kong artists from the collections of the Hong Kong Museum for a cultural display at the Departure Hall of HKIA.

Today's Words to Define

gauche
gerrymander
hegemony
hemoglobin
homogeneous

gauche: \gōsh\; lacking social polish; awkward and clumsy; lacking social grace, sensitivity, or acuteness; crude; tactless.
gerrymander: \jěr'ē-mān'dər, gěr'-\; to change the boundaries of legislative districts to favor one party over another. Typically, the dominant party in a state legislature (which is responsible for drawing the boundaries of congressional districts) will try to concentrate the opposing party's strength in as few districts as possible, while giving itself likely majorities in as many districts as possible.
hegemony: \hĭ-jěm'ə-nē, hěj'ə-mō'nē\; the dominance or leadership of one social group or nation over others.
hemoglobin: \hē'mə-glō'bĭn\; An iron-containing protein present in the blood of many animals that, in vertebrates, carries oxygen from the lungs to the tissues of the body and carries carbon dioxide from the tissues to the lungs. Hemoglobin is contained in the red blood cells of vertebrates and gives these cells their characteristic color. Hemoglobin is also found in many invertebrates, where it circulates freely in the blood. It consists of four peptide units, each attached to a nonprotein compound called heme that binds to oxygen.
homogeneous: \hō'mə-jē'nē-əs, -jēn'yəs\; all of the same or similar kind or nature; uniform in structure or composition throughout, as of a chemical mixture.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Fascinating Stories: Daniel Tammet


This is the breathtaking story of Daniel Tammet. A twenty-something with extraordinary mental abilities, Daniel is one of the world’s few savants. He can do calculations to 100 decimal places in his head, and learn a language in a week. This documentary follows Daniel as he travels to America to meet the scientists who are convinced he may hold the key to unlocking similar abilities in everyone. He also meets the world’s most famous savant, the man who inspired Dustin Hoffman’s character in the Oscar winning film Rain Man. [2005, Length: 47:32]

Watch video free online:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4913196365903075662
Daniel’s Web site: www.optimnem.co.uk/media.php

Laugh of the Day

Again from my friends Bill & Rob:

Get Out of the Car!

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!” The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why...it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five-feet-tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.


Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

The Apostrophe. The apostrophe has three uses:

1) to form possessives of nouns
2) to show the omission of letters
3) to indicate certain plurals of lowercase letters

Apostrophes are NOT used for possessive pronouns or for noun plurals, including acronyms.

The apostrophe should not be confused with the right closing single quotation mark (usually rendered identically but serving a quite different purpose).

or notice the direction? ' You may use a straight single quote, but be consistent in your document. Never use or which is a left single quote.

Examples:

If you have one cat: The cat’s water bowl needs to be filled with clean water.
If you have more than one cat: The cats' water bowls are dirty.

To omit letters: Don’t (do not), ’cause (omitting ‘be’), should’ve (should have omitting an ‘ha’), it’s (it is), I’ll (I will).
To omit numbers: ’90s means the 1990s (omitting ‘19’) NOT 90’s (used for temperature) or ‘90s (notice you don’t use a left single quote, never!).

Plurals of lowercase letters: Mind your p’s & q’s.

Here are two references: owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_apost.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe

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No one saw it coming, but J.K. Rowling surprised the world by outing one of her characters in her highly popular Harry Potter fantasy series of books. The fictional character Dumbledore is the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

“My truthful answer to you...I always thought of Dumbledore as gay,” said Rowling.

After prolonged ovation Rowling repied, “If I’d known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!”

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Photo of the Day



Cloud Gate on the AT&T Plaza in Millennium Park, Chicago

According to www.millenniumpark.org:
Cloud Gate is British artist Anish Kapoor’s first public outdoor work installed in the United States. The 110-ton elliptical sculpture is forged of a seamless series of highly polished stainless steel plates, which reflect the city’s famous skyline and the clouds above. A 12-foot-high arch provides a “gate” to the concave chamber beneath the sculpture, inviting visitors to touch its mirror-like surface and see their image reflected back from a variety of perspectives.

Inspired by liquid mercury, the sculpture is among the largest of its kind in the world, measuring 66-feet long by 33-feet high. Cloud Gate sits upon the At&T Plaza, which was made possible by a gift from AT&T.

What I wanted to do in Millennium Park is make something that would engage the Chicago skyline…so that one will see the clouds kind of floating in, with those very tall buildings reflected in the work. And then, since it is in the form of a gate, the participant, the viewer, will be able to enter into this very deep chamber that does, in a way, the same thing to one’s reflection as the exterior of the piece is doing to the reflection of the city around.
~Anish Kapoor

The locals in Chicago call it The Bean. According to blogger, Cory Doctorow...after AT&T (now SBC) donated the sculpture, the city hired security guards to keep professional photographers from photographing the mirrored sculpture unless they first obtained a $350 permit. Well, the city has since reversed its position and anyone can photograph this beautiful piece of art.

Millennium Park is located in the heart of downtown Chicago. It is bordered by Michigan Avenue to the west, Columbus Drive to the east, Randolph Street to the North and Monroe Street to the South.

The park is open daily from 6 A.M.–11 P.M. Admission is always free.

Visitors to the Millennium Park are encouraged to make the Millennium Park Welcome Center their first stop. The Welcome Center is located at 201 E. Randolph Street in the Northwest Exelon Pavilion.

The Welcome Center has information about the park, including maps and program schedules or you could download a map of Millennium Park now. You could also click here to download the Millennium Park Brochure, which contains detailed information about the park’s art and architecture.

For more information about Millennium Park, you can also download the new Millennium Park audio tour AT NO CHARGE for your computer or MP3 player.

Next time you’re in Chicago take a picture and send it to me. I’ll post it here! Thanks.

Today's Words to Define

fatuous
feckless
fiduciary
filibuster
gamete

fatuous: \fāch'ōō-əs\; devoid of intelligence; foolish or silly, especially in a smug or self-satisfied way; inanely foolish and unintelligent; stupid.
feckless: \fěk'lĭs\; not fit to assume responsibility; generally incompetent and ineffectual; lacking purpose or vitality; feeble or ineffective; careless and irresponsible.
fiduciary: \fĭ-dōō'shē-ěr'ē, -shə-rē, -dyōō'-, fī-\; relating to or of the nature of a legal trust (i.e. the holding of something in trust for another); a person who holds assets in trust for a beneficiary.
filibuster: \fĭl'ə-bŭs'tər\; a legislator who gives long speeches in an effort to delay or obstruct legislation that he (or she) opposes; (law) a tactic for delaying or obstructing legislation by making long speeches.
gamete: \gām'ēt', gə-mēt'\; a mature sexual reproductive cell having a single set of unpaired chromosomes; a reproductive cell having a single set of chromosomes, especially a mature sperm or egg.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Laugh of the Day

From my bestest friend Michael:

A man escapes from a prison where he had been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. Love you!”


His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong. I love you, too.”

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

Looking for mistakes. Don’t proof for every type of mistake at once—do one proof for spelling, another for missing/additional spaces (i.e. two spaces instead of one), consistency of word usage (i.e. past tense versus present tense), font sizes, etc. And don’t be afraid to read with your finger while proofreading—it’ll keep you focused on that word.

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Photo of the Day


Rio de Janeiro

Rio de Janeiro is one city I would love to spend a few weeks visiting. Read more @ Wikipedia.

This site has hundreds of photos from 1920 to present: eayearbooks.com/rio_images.htm

An amazing 360° immersive virtual tour from atop Corcovado Hill:
www.panmap.com/brazil/riodejaneiro/corcovado/panmap.html

Wikitravel (part of Wikipedia) has a great travel guide: wikitravel.org/en/Rio_de_Janeiro

Today's Words to Define

equinox
euro
evanescent
expurgate
facetious

equinox: \ē'kwə-nŏks', ěk'wə-\; either of two times of the year when the sun crosses the plane of the earth's equator and day and night are of equal length; (astronomy) either of the two celestial points at which the celestial equator intersects the ecliptic.
euro: \yŏŏr'ō\; (sometimes initial capital letter) the official common currency of 12 European Union nations (Austria, Belgium, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Portugal, and Spain). In 1999 the euro was adopted by 11 of these nations as an alternative currency in noncash transactions. In 2002 it was adopted by Greece, and in that year it replaced the 12 national currencies. Symbol: €
evanescent: \ěv'ə-něs'ənt\; vanishing; fading away; fleeting; tending to become imperceptible; scarcely perceptible.
expurgate: \ěk'spər-gāt'\; to amend by removing words, passages, etc., deemed offensive or objectionable; to purge or cleanse of moral offensiveness.
facetious: \fə-sē'shəs\; not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark; amusing; humorous; lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous.

A Life Saver Called “Plumpynut”

Anderson Cooper Reports On A Nutritional Breakthrough.

(CBS) You’ve probably never heard a good news story about malnutrition, but you’re about to. Every year, malnutrition kills five million children—that’s one child every six seconds. But now, the Nobel Prize-winning relief group “Doctors Without Borders” says it finally has something that can save millions of these children. Read the entire story and watch the “60 Minutes” segment.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Pet Peeves...

Grammar people, grammar! “Your” does NOT mean “you are.” Never did, never will.

Why do some people NOT use their turn signal? I’m NOT a frackin’ mind reader!

Why tailgate? I’m not going to drive over the speed limit just because you’re on my ass! And don’t get up next to me and give me attitude because I’m obeying the law and you wanted to speed.

Browsing a Web page and the author mentions another Web site WITHOUT hyperlinking to that Web site. How hard is it to add a hyperlink?

I’ll come up with some more later...

Laugh of the Day

Two football players that
should never sit side-by-side.



Johnny Dingle (92) and Scooter Berry (93)
West Virginia University Mountaineers

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

Acronyms. Many style books are now recommending SMALL CAPS for all appearances of acronyms, such as NAACP or NCAA. The effect of this practice is to allow the acronym to blend more smoothly with the rest of the text. Today I’ll be commenting on the acronyms we use for time. A.M., P.M., NOON, and MIDNIGHT. When typing 12:00 you would use NOON or MIDNIGHT as 12:00 is neither A.M. or P.M. To save space on certain layouts, I have been known to use just the first letter and in lowercase (e.g. 1p, 2a, 12n, 12m, or 12mid). In my opinion, as long as you know the correct way to use these acronyms you have artistic freedom to use them in an appealing way. But, whichever way you choose be consistent in the same layout. Know your client. If you’re editing or designing anything but a one page artistic layout, use small caps. Here’s one reference: desktoppub.about.com/cs/finetypography/ht/small_caps.htm

T-Shirt of the Day



These t-shirts are:
Black: $21.99 for Sm-XL and $24.99 for 2X-4X Large.
White: $16.99 for Sm-XL and $19.99 for 2X-4X Large.
You can order by clicking on the image.

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All designs can be found here: www.cafepress.com/jabetasresale

Photo of the Day


Passion Vine

This absolutely beautiful flower grows on a vine and can be easily mistaken for a weed. That was the case when I moved into the house I’m living in now. Someone came over and thought it was a weed/vine and pulled it out. The neighbor said the lady that lived in the house before us had been growning it for years. One day I’ll find another to replace it. I never forgot what this flower looked like and 19 years later I found this photo.

Today's Words to Define

deleterious
diffident
enervate
enfranchise
epiphany

deleterious: \děl'ĭ-tîr'ē-əs\; Having a harmful effect; injurious; harmful often in a subtle or an unexpected way.
diffident: \dĭf'ĭ-dənt, -děnt'\; Lacking or marked by a lack of self-confidence; shy and timid; restrained or reserved in manner, conduct, etc.; lacking confidence in one's own ability, worth, or fitness; timid; shy.
enervate: \ěn'ər-vāt'\; To weaken or destroy the strength or vitality of; to deprive of force or strength; destroy the vigor of; weaken.
enfranchise: \ěn-frān'chīz'\; to bestow a franchise on; to endow with the rights of citizenship, especially the right to vote; to free, as from bondage.
epiphany: \ĭ-pĭf'ə-nē\; (initial capital letter) a Christian festival, observed on January 6, commemorating the manifestation of Christ to the gentiles in the persons of the Magi; twelve days after Christmas; celebrates the visit of the three wise men to the infant Jesus; an appearance or manifestation, esp. of a deity; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.

Make a Difference

Help donate to six different charities. It’s FREE and it’ll make you feel good. No credit cards required. They don’t even ask for ANY personal information. All that IS required is a willingness to click on a link (well, actually 12 links). The total investment of your precious time is under 30 seconds ONCE a day! If you’d like you can check out each of the six charities and see other items for purchase and to help more. I have no affiliation with this site. I just feel the more we can do to help each other the better we’ll all be in the long run.


First, click on the above button. Once there, click on “Click Here to Give – it’s FREE!” Now notice at the top there are six tabs. Click on each tab and it’s associated “Give” button. That’s it! You’re done.

How it works: When you click, they display ads (all on one page—no pop-ups) from their site sponsors. 100% of the money from these advertisers goes to the site’s charity partners, who fund programs for each of the six charities below.

Also, their store gives a portion of every purchase to their charity partners if you choose to peruse and purchase items.

The six sites and amount of donation per daily click:
The Animal Rescue Site: each daily click gives .6 bowls of food to rescued animals.
The Rainforest Site: you are helping to protect 11.4 square feet of rainforest.
The Literacy Site: 1% of the cost of a book is donated to fight illiteracy.
The Child Health Site: helps a child in need get healthcare; on avg. over 1000 children are helped each day.
The Breast Cancer Site: your daily click gives sponsor funds that are helping a woman in need get a free mammogram.
The Hunger Site: you give the value of 1.1 cups of food to the hungry for each daily click.

Just think if you told just one person and they told one person. Now, what if you told two people and they told two people? WOW! What a difference we can make!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fans of Star Wars—Yoda Postage Stamp

Today, the U.S. Postal Service announced the issue of a Yoda commemorative 41¢ stamp. YaY! Seems that America voted and this was the top vote getter.

Postal Service Issues Yoda Commemorative Stamp Oct. 25

May the Force Be With You

INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Earlier this year America voted which of their favorite Star Wars characters should appear on a postage stamp. Beginning later this month, Hoosiers will be able to purchase stamps bearing the likeness of 900-year-old Jedi Master Yoda.

The Postal Service will issue a 41-cent Yoda commemorative stamp in New York City Oct. 25.

“With this special issuance, the U.S. Postal Service fulfills the wishes of the hundreds of thousands of people who voted online for their favorite Star Wars stamp,” said Al Eakle, a spokesman for the Greater Indiana District of the U.S. Postal Service. “This new stamp depicts Yoda as people have always known him: stately and wise, a mentor and a Jedi—and a major force in the most beloved space adventure of all time.”

The full Star Wars stamp collection — 15 images from the movie — will remain on sale until May 25, 2008, while the single Yoda stamp will remain available through Oct. 25, 2008, continuing one of the most unique collaborations in Star Wars and U.S. Postal Service history.

Customers have 60 days to obtain the first day of issue postmark by mail. They may purchase the new stamp at the NAME OF TOWN Post Office, at The Postal Store Web site at www.usps.com/shop or by calling 800-STAMP-24. They should affix the stamps to envelopes of their choice, address the envelopes (to themselves or others), and place them in a larger envelope addressed to:

YODA STAMP
POSTMASTER
421 EIGHTH AVE RM 2029B
NEW YORK NY 10199-9998.

After applying the first day of issue postmark, the Postal Service will return the envelopes through the mail. There is no charge for the postmark. All orders must be postmarked by December 24, 2007.

Stamp Fulfillment Services also offers first day covers for new stamp issues and Postal Service stationery items postmarked with the official first day of issue cancellation. Each item has an individual catalog number and is offered in the quarterly USA Philatelic catalog. Customers may request a free catalog by calling 800-STAMP-24 or writing to:

INFORMATION FULFILLMENT
DEPT 6270
US POSTAL SERVICE
PO BOX 219014
KANSAS CITY MO 64121-9014

Philatelic Products
There are seven philatelic products available for this stamp issue:

Uncut Press - 461584 Sheet Left, $24.60
Uncut Press - 461586 Sheet Right, $24.60
First Day Cover- 461561, $0.79
Digital - $1.50 461565, Color Postmark,
Ceremony Program- 461591, $6.95
First - $8.99 461593, Day Cover Keepsake
Digital - $9.70 461599 Keepsake, Color Postmark Cancellation

Laugh of the Day

Thanks to my friends Bill & Rob for this one:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke.”

The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress. “No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the man. “Same,” says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.”

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man.

The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”

The man sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.”

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

Dashes. Besides a regular dash, there is the en dash (–) and the em dash (—) and each is used differently. You use an en dash (the width of the letter ‘n’) to signify ranges (e.g. ‘Roughly 10–12 people showed up for the party.’) or durations (8:00 P.M.–2:00 A.M.) and an em dash (the width of the letter ‘m’) is used to connect two sentences. During my search for references for this tip, I found an excellent one at Wikipedia. It does a much better job at explaining this subject. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash

If you work in HTML the codes are [without any spaces] & #8211; (en dash) and & #8212; (em dash). It really makes your pages look more professional when you use the correct dashes. More HTML codes here: www.ascii.cl/htmlcodes.htm or www.tntluoma.com/sidebars/codes/

T-Shirt of the Day


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Photo of the Day

Oregon Storm, Marilyn Affolter, Amity, OR

As some of you know, I love storms. When we have a storm, I’m the one in the back yard or on the porch watching with amazement. The new Storm Chasers on Discovery Channel has me riveted! I would love to be one of the crew members chasing down tornadoes. Just to see a real tornado would be awesome. Don’t get me wrong—I don’t like the aftermath of tornadoes and my heart goes out to all the victims.

Today's Words to Define

chromosome
churlish
circumlocution
circumnavigate
deciduous

chromosome: \krō'mə-sōm'\; A circular strand of DNA in bacteria that contains the hereditary information necessary for cell life; any of several threadlike bodies, consisting of chromatin, that carry the genes in a linear order: the human species has 23 pairs, designated 1 to 22 in order of decreasing size and X and Y for the female and male sex chromosomes respectively.
churlish: \chûr'lĭsh\; Of, like, or befitting a churl; boorish or vulgar; difficult to work or deal with, as soil.
circumlocution: \sûr'kəm-lō-kyōō'shən\; a roundabout or indirect way of speaking; the use of more words than necessary to express an idea; evasion in speech or writing; a style that involves indirect ways of expressing things.
circumnavigate: \sûr'kəm-nāv'ĭ-gāt'\; To proceed completely around; to go around; circumvent; to sail or fly around; make the circuit of by navigation.
deciduous: \dĭ-sĭj'ōō-əs\; shedding the leaves annually, as certain trees and shrubs; not permanent; transitory.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Laugh of the Day

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”

She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.” She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?”

She pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there.”

If you’re not sure what a 710 is,
Click Here.

Editing Tip(s) of the Day

Today’s tip is on paragraphs. When starting a story, most people don’t know that the first paragraph is NOT indented. A new, indented line tells you that you've come to a break between two paragraphs. The first paragraph doesn’t come after a break. It doesn’t need an indent. Neither does the first after a subheading.
   Some people start with a drop cap or bold the first few words. I’ve even seen some start out with the first three words capitalized and bolded (I used this method on VCO articles).
   Now on the second paragraph, you can indent (just a few space, not a gaping hole!) to signify the start of a new paragraph, or you can double-space between paragraphs, BUT then you would NOT indent—that would be redundant.
   I've used the indent method on this article. I prefer the double-space method in my articles as you can see from prior posts. Here's just one reference:
spider.georgetowncollege.edu/t3/wsr/csc120/ruler97.htm